Make Me Look Pretty!

Don’t you hate it when you spend hundreds of dollar on creams to fill in those lines, (yeah right, like a cup of water in the grand canyon) under-eye concealers, mineral powders, bronzers, ridiculously over-priced eyeshadows that last one week , lip pumpers, eye liners, permanent make-up and micro-dermabrasion and don’t even get me started on waiting for weeks to get your hair done by some college drop out in an uncomfortable and pretentious salon!! All just for that one special event only to have something that looks like some form of hemorrhagic fever erupt on your face the morning of? So then you end up uploading only one picture of 200 on your MySpace or facebook...you know, the one that you’re in the background and kinda blurry but look ok in?

Trust me, we’ve all been there.

But, just like a weekend of binge drinking in Vegas, it’s not what really happened, but what you have photographic evidence of that counts. That’s where we come in. How fantastic right? We almost would guarantee an annual savings of $600 in what we women call “necessary maintenance” because now you can go out confident that no matter what nature and hormones throw at you, your photographic memories will be flawless. ..Buuuuut we’re scared of commitment (and lawsuits). What do you expect; you haven’t even sent us roses! To be honest we don’t feel you’re fully committed either, but we might be willing to reconsider if you sign up for a free trial! What’s the worst that could happen? Even bad dates are free food!*

*No free food.